basedfiasco:

I want this kind of relationship

Thanks for the sweet zap @rileyspuds

So I ordered some extensions for my bangs and they came in the mail today. I like them but I don’t think I could ever cut my hair like this

I’m glad my leg is starting to fill up a look less awkward. Also work is slow and boring

my legs look weirdly out of proportion because of the angle. but I have cool hair

#2pedaldrivers

ratchetivity:

you can pretend like i dont exist but i still made you whimper like a little bitch when you were about to cum

lordbape:

people with “meaningful” tattoos who think they’re special or better than people who just get stupid tattoos— please break your leg in actual half.

do you have access to a pool/hot tub at your place of residence?

does your place of residence have air conditioning?

on a scale of 1-5 how often do you go grocery shopping (1- fridge is always empty, 5 - fridge is always full)?

do you have a grill?

do you have a keg?

do you own any pairs of flip flops?

if you answer yes to all except the last one, inquire inside (of me)